Zero, Social Media Slut
I once proclaimed myself a Social Media Whore, since I’d friend anybody. But fellow author Abra Staffin-Wiebe pointed out that since I’m giving it away for free, it’s more accurate to say that I’m a Social Media Slut.
Either way, social media is the best way to connect with me. I’m everywhere online as conradzero.
Summoning A Demonologist
If social media ain’t your thing, here is a ritual you can use to summon a demonologist:
- First, you must prepare the area. Clear the area of distractions and physical clutter. Smudge your computer, keyboard, and working space by burning sage, tobacco and/or legal documents.
- Next, you should clean your body. Wash your hands at the very least.
- Clear your mind. Let go of unwanted thoughts, or at least go act them out so they aren’t taking up space in your head.
- Clear your bank account. Send all your $$ to conradzero.com.
- Next, cast a circle around yourself and your computer, Drawing the Corners deosil, not widdershins (Be careful, because this can change depending on which side of the equator you happen to be on.)
- Focus your intentions and type an e-mail with the utmost of concentration; mentally infusing each and every keystroke with the desired spiritual impact.
- Address the e-mail to zero at conradzero.com
- Click Send.
- Break the circle, then Cakes and Ale.