Conrad Zero

Dark Fiction Author

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Conrad Zero, Social Media Slut

I once proclaimed myself a Social Media Whore, since I’d friend anybody. But fellow author Abra Staffin-Wiebe pointed out that since I’m giving it away for free, it’s more accurate to say that I’m a Social Media Slut.

Either way, social media is the best way to connect with me. I’m everywhere online as conradzero.

  • http://plus.google.com/+ConradZero
  • http://twitter.com/conradzero
  • etc…

Summoning A Demonologist

If social media ain’t your thing, here is a ritual you can use to summon a demonologist:

  • First, you must prepare the area. Clear the area of distractions and physical clutter. Smudge your computer, keyboard, and working space by burning sage, tobacco and/or legal documents.
  • Next, you should clean your body. Wash your hands at the very least.
  • Clear your mind. Let go of unwanted thoughts, or at least go act them out so they aren’t taking up space in your head.
  • Clear your bank account. Send all your $$ to conradzero.com.
  • Next, cast a circle around yourself and your computer, Drawing the Corners deosil, not widdershins  (Be careful, because this can change depending on which side of the equator you happen to be on.)
  • Focus your intentions and type an e-mail with the utmost of concentration; mentally infusing each and every keystroke with the desired spiritual impact.
  • Address the e-mail to zero at conradzero.com
  • Click Send.
  • Break the circle, then Cakes and Ale.

New Releases!

Hard Science-Fiction meets True Darkness in my new short story, "Homeward Through Darkness" now available in the By Polaris Bright anthology!

By Polaris Bright Book Cover

Stories of Dark Fiction and Horror by Conrad Zero:

  • Homeward Through Darkness
  • Big Game
  • My Boss Is Evil
  • Forevermore
  • A Violent Passion

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