Since the world will end on 21 Dec 2012, that means tonight at midnight will be the very last New Year’s Event for all of us. So while everyone else is telling you to be safe, I’m telling you to go out with a bang. Drink Jag-Bombs till your puke pukes, and you wake up in a foreign country with a hangover that lasts until the spring thaw.
But don’t drink and drive. Here in Minneapolis, the police have a new breathalyzer – it’s called a Glock 9mm. They just shoot you if they think you’re driving while intoxicated. I don’t even think they get out of their car to do it.
So don’t drive while intoxicated. I wouldn’t want you to miss the end of the world. I hear it will be pretty epic.