My will states that when I die I will have a viking funeral. My body will be loaded onto a longboat, which will be set on fire and pushed out into Lake Superior.
Their Earth Rise Service (Starting at $695) will lift your ash into space, and return you to earth.
Their Earth Orbit Service (Starting at $2495) launches your ash into earth orbit.
The Luna Service (Starting at $9,995) will send one gram of your ash to the moon.
The Voyager Service (Starting at $12,500) will send your ash into deep space…way past Uranus. [Editors Note: Sorry man, had to do it – Z]
Any of these options are better than being turned into jewelery.