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Wordbrew 2016 – The 4th Annual Local Author Showcase

December 13, 2016 By Conrad Zero

Wordbrew 2016On Nov 20, 2016, I hosted the 4th annual Local Author Showcase at Acadia Cafe in Minneapolis, MN. This year, we called it Wordbrew, and it was a huge success.

Speed Dating For Speculative Fiction

4 years ago, I’d been thinking of how to provide the MNSpec writers group with a public-facing event, something to show the world what the group actually does. It’s hard for muggles to understand why someone would lock themselves in their basement for the entire month of November during nanowrimo. A showcase seemed the perfect solution. My band-booking skills from the Jagged Spiral era could be applied to writers! Presto! We’d have a way for us to show the world “this is what we do” and a way for the world to connect with the authors they liked.

So I created an event, loosely based off First Avenue’s “Local Band Showcase.” I booked a dozen authors, put them onstage and had them perform a short section of their work. I called it “speed dating for speculative fiction.”

And for three years, it was awesome. But for three years, it didn’t really grow, and it didn’t really extend outside the MNSpec group. Each year, I’d make a note of the MNSpec members-to-public ratio. I’d assumed that if twelve authors were put onstage at an event, that we’d have an audience full of their friends, their family, their fans. But that wasn’t happening.

Where Is Everybody?

Problem #1 – I was relying solely on people appearing in the event to handle the event promotion. There are plenty of businesses that are successful at this business model – Pampered Chef, Cutco, Watkins, Amway, etc. These businesses don’t advertise. They rely on referral/associate marketing combined with the quality of the product that “sells itself.” But that model wasn’t working for the showcase.

There is a strange effect that I noticed when travelling. If you TRY to speak the foreign language, people are much more accommodating and will even give you their best English to help you communicate with them. But if you walk around asking everyone “Hey, do you speak English?” You won’t get nearly as far, because you’re not even trying.

I see this effect in social media as well. For lack of a better term, I’ll call it the Rich Get Richer. If you show me that you’ve promoted your event like mad, and want me to help, then my 60K+ twitter feed is yours. But if you come to me with nothing but a press release, and a 200 follower myspace account that hasn’t been updated in three years, then I certainly won’t be as excited about helping you out. Why should I do all of your promotion work for you?

The Lord does not help those who help themselves, but gatekeepers will. Which sucks, because those who really NEED the promotion don’t get it. Meanwhile, Neil Gaiman’s tweets spread like wildfire, but he’s the last person on the planet who needs your help.

Short version is, it’s my event, and I shouldn’t be expecting other people to promote the showcase more than I was… er, wasn’t.

Which leads me to Problem #2.

Sorry, But We Have Zero Conrad In Stock

Problem #2 – I was doing it all myself, and there’s only so much of me to go around. Between booking the event, finding/inviting the talent, listing the event, answering author questions, event planning, recording and MC-ing the event, my attempts at promotion were limited to reminding the authors and MNSpec members to “Share this on social media!” Which gets the same results as your dentist telling you to floss.

I knew the event had huge potential, but the only way it was going to grow was if I had help. Good thing I know people.

Solution #2 – So I reached out to people who are good at promoting themselves, like Michael Merriam and Kate Bitters, people who are good at hosting kick-ass events like Michael O’Leary Jr., and smart people who have good ideas like Abra Staffin-Wiebe, Vu Dang, Margaret Taylor, and Terry Faust. We met at Acadia and talked about what was great about the Showcase, and what could be improved. We came up with a list of tasks and people volunteered to handle them. Press Releases. Social media graphics. Facebook advertising. Event poster. Mailing list. Speed sketches. Giveaways. All things that weren’t being done before, and couldn’t possibly be accomplished by myself alone.

The Birth of “Wordbrew”

And just as we were tossing around ideas, someone suggested that the event have a name, something unique. Abra Staffin-Wiebe threw out the name Wordbrew, and everyone agreed it was a hit. It gives the event a personality AND it’s much easier to hashtag than Local Author Showcase.

Facebook Sucks (but you should still use it)

True Story: I hate facebook with the bright, blazing energy of 10,000 supernovae. Every dollar that website makes undermines all the good application interfaces on this planet. (And I’ll gladly cut that back to 9,999 supernovae after someone explains to me what the fuck a “poke” is.)  So when I tell you that, despite my hatred, you still need to make a facebook event and drive traffic there to make your event successful, you should listen.

Even if you decide not to use fb, you should have someplace to drive internet traffic. That place should have all the info a potential fan could want about the event. Bonus points if that place includes a way for interested people to rsvp and receive status updates regarding the event. Facebook does all this for free, as long as you can tolerate their complete disregard for intuitive user interfaces.

So we made the event on facebook, and told everyone to direct traffic there. I created a project folder on airtable.com to manage all the media, contact info, and task lists. (Airtable is free and downright magical. Someone tell Zuckerfish to fire all his programmers and hire the people at airtable.com to fix facebook. I’ll wait.)

With a new team, a new name, and a game plan, we launched Wordbrew 2016.

The Results

Wordbrew 2016 was by far the best showcase yet. The Hamline Oracle interviewed me for their article Word Brew offers speed dating for books.

We packed Acadia to the hilt, and quite a few people turned away when they arrived and saw it was standing-room only.

As always, the authors were stellar. I recorded the readings (except for when the camera died during Naomi Kritzer’s reading! Sorry Naomi!) The videos of the event are up on the MNSpec youtube channel here: Wordbrew 2016 on YouTube

We put together a mailing list signup sheet, and after the event, the intention was to provide a “commemorative email” list of the author/readers, so no one would have to take notes. Why am I laughing as I type this? It’s because I’m somehow incapable of sending an email, when a Wordbrew 2016 Artist Lookbook would do just as well. Welcome to my world, where the simple act of sending an email turns into a three-week publishing endeavor.

So please do check out the lookbook. I think it’s one more way we can enhance that connection that makes Wordbrew so great – helping authors reach new audiences, and helping audiences find their new, favorite, local spec-fic authors.

I hope you’ll come to Wordbrew V in 2017, because this show keeps getting bigger and better. It will be interesting to see where it goes.

  • Wordbrew 2016 Artist Lookbook (pdf, 6.6mb)
  • Wordbrew 2016 Videos on YouTube

Filed Under: #Featured, Cool Artists, Cool Events, Local (Minneapolis), MNSpec - Speculative Fiction Author's Group, Ubercool

Reading At Dreamhaven on 31 Aug 2016!

August 15, 2016 By Conrad Zero

Conrad Zero Author Reading Flier Dreamhaven Aug 2016

I’ve been attending the Speculations series readings at Dreamhaven Books for years, and it’s an honor to be invited to read there myself!

On Aug 31, I’ll be reading at Dreamhaven books in Minneapolis.

This will be my first “solo gig” since the days of Jagged Spiral. (I think our last show was around 2011?) I’m both nervous and excited to share what I’ve been working on. Expect readings from my published works of dark fiction, science fiction, paranormal adventure, horror and humor, along with some Authorly Q&A. I’ll definitely be reading pieces from my upcoming work, The Gloom Queen, which is described as Stephen King’s Carrie meets E.A.Poe’s Tell-Tale Heart.

The reading starts at 6:30, but you’ll want to get to Dreamhaven early and browse the collection of rare and out of print books, comics, and collectables. And if you’re interested in autographed copies of works from local authors like Neil Gaiman, Emma Bull and more, you’ll want to get there REALLY early!

Dreamhaven Books 6:30-7:45
3801 38th Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55380
http://dreamhavenbooks.com/
The event is FREE and All Ages are welcome. The reading should last till around 7:45, and then we’re off to Parkway Pizza for the afterparty! Happy hour 2-4-1s and “Minneapolis Style” pizza.
Parkway Pizza 8PM – ???
4359 Minnehaha Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55406
http://parkwaypizzamn.com/

Hope to see you there! And for those out of state, you should RSVP for the event anyway, I’ll be broadcasting via Facebook Live (if the software actually works!)

Conrad Zero Reading Event on Facebook

Filed Under: #AmReading, Books, Cool Events, Fiction, Free, Local (Minneapolis)

Gen Con in Minneapolis?

December 7, 2015 By Conrad Zero

Gen Con NorthOpen Letter to Adrian Swartout, Owner and CEO of Gen Con, LLC

My name is Conrad Zero, and I’m a dark fiction author, lifelong RPG gamer and Gen Con fan living in Minneapolis, MN. I grew up attending Gen Con when it was held in Milwaukee, WI. I’ll never forget being surrounded by 30,000 fans of role-playing games, board games, video games, card games, fantasy, sci-fi, horror, anime, manga, writers, artists, cosplayers and furries (before they were called cosplayers and furries) and anyone who simply wanted a venue to let out their inner geek in a place where they would be accepted in all their glorious diversity.

I remember bringing walkie-talkies to stay in touch with my friends while we lost ourselves in the massive dealer space. I remember the breakout gaming sessions, the art show that took hours to browse, and the auction that ran nearly nonstop the entire weekend.

I remember hanging out with 30,000 other geeks at a convention where wearing your squee on your sleeve was not only allowed, but encouraged. You can imagine how disappointed myself and a lot of other Midwesterners were when Gen Con moved to Indianapolis in 2003.

When Gen Con left the midwest, it left behind a hole that has never been filled.

In other words – an opportunity.

When I read this letter from you, and this one, and heard that you were considering relocating Gen Con because of  Indiana Senate Bill SB101  (AKA the “Religious Freedom Restoration Act”) my first thought was, “Hey Adrian, why not hold Gen Con here in Minnesota?” But I bit my tongue, and watched. Looks like you’ve patched things up with Indiana, and the 2015 Gen Con pulled in 61,423 folks. Nice work. And I understand that you have a contract with the city of Indianapolis until 2020. So you probably aren’t interested in moving GenCon to Minneapolis. Fair enough.

But maybe you’d consider opening a division of Gen Con in Minneapolis like you did with Gen Con West. And Gen Con South. And Gen Con East. If my geography is correct, it seems like you’ve missed a spot.

I sincerely request that you consider Minneapolis as a potential location for Gen Con North.

I’ve gathered up the following information which you should find helpful.

Is There A Market For Gen Con In Minneapolis?

Gen Con pulls fans from all over, but it makes sense to host it in a city with an existing local fan base.

Minneapolis has two fan-run conventions that would be most like Gen Con: Con of the North and CONvergence. CONvergence is a sci-fi/fantasy con which pulls in almost 7,000 people on the 4th of July holiday.

Just in case you missed that last part, I’ll say it again: a fan-run sci-fi/fantasy con competing against the 4th of July holiday weekend pulls in 7,000 attendees. (I wasn’t able to find numbers for Con of the North online.)

RPG Gaming, card games and board games are all huge here. The Twin Cities Roleplaying Association has over 1000 members. The Minnesota Pathfinder Society has over 700 members. And there are more comic book, card game, and gaming hobby stores here than you would want to count. And they are always busy. Fantasy Flight Games (recently acquired by Asmodee) is based here in nearby Roseville, MN. Their business is growing with no signs of stopping. They have expanded their store to include a massive gaming room for holding events, including regional card game tournaments.

As one of the administrators for the Minnesota Speculative Fiction Writers Group, (569 members) I can vouch for the sheer number of creatives in this town. Last I heard, we had the highest number of people working in the arts per capita of anywhere in the US. Minneapolis was recently recognized as the most literate city in the US. The AWP Conference was held here recently, and appx. 13,000 people attended.

Did I mention we love costumes here? The MN Renaissance Festival is one of the largest in the US, pulling in over 300,000 people each year. And there’s the Zombie Pub Crawl, where over 30,000 fans showed up to dress up like zombies (yes, all of them dressed as zombies.) Last year, this event made the Guinness Book of World Records for “the most people dressed as zombies gathered in one place.” I kid you not, nearby Anoka, MN is actually the Halloween Capitol of the World. And don’t even get me started on LARPs. They are all over the place. As well as the new Riddle Room and Trapped Puzzle Room.

The answer is Yes. There are not only a lot of gamers here, but there are a lot of passionate, artistic and (let’s be honest) weird fans here. They would devour a convention like Gen Con. They’re just waiting for someone to book a venue and open the doors.

Could Minneapolis Host A Large Event Like Gen Con?

I know what you’re saying. “Minneapolis is flyoverland, right? Lakes, cows, and cornfields right? Is Minneapolis large enough to handle a crowd of 60,000 hyper-caffeinated con fans?”

Do not let Minneapolis’ population of 400K fool you. You’ll want to take into account the conjoined twin of St. Paul (we call them the Twin Cities) which makes for a population of 700K, compared to Milwaukee’s 600K and Indianapolis’ 852K.

The Mall Of America brings in 40 Million visitors per year, and is currently undergoing an aggressive expansion project to increase that number.

Minneapolis hosted the World Series in 1987 where over 55,000 people attended. It hosted the Super Bowl in 1992, and over 63,000 people attended. We just built the U.S.Bank Stadium which will hold up to 73,000 fans, and you can expect it to be filled when Minneapolis hosts the Super Bowl in 2018.

Target Center just got approval for $127 Million in renovations, which will be completed in 2017.

Between the new stadium, the Super Bowl coming to town, the Target Center renovation, and the Mall of America expansion, the city of Minneapolis is up to it’s you-know-what in upgrades and new construction. You can’t parallel park here without hitting new restaurants, hotels, condos, coffee shops or craft brewpubs.

The answer is Yes. Not only does Minneapolis have the capacity to handle a Gen Con right now, it’s in a period of huge renovation and improvement, so this capacity will only increase to grow along with Gen Con.

Venues For Gen Con In Minneapolis

Does Minneapolis have venues that can handle a convention of 60,000 attendees?

The Minneapolis Convention Center has 475,000 square feet of exhibit space and 87 meeting rooms. It hosts the Minneapolis Home and Garden Show, which brought in 75,000 people just last summer.

Alternatives to the Convention Center are Target Center (Which just got approval for 127 Million in renovations and improvements) or the Xcel Energy Center.

Again, the answer is Yes. There are venues here that would be great for hosting Gen Con, and they would love to see Gen Con come to town just as much as the fans would.

Next Steps

Adrian, feel free to contact me anytime.

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  • twitter @conradzero

I’ll pick you up at the airport and we’ll tour the Convention Center and have lunch. Perhaps the mayor will join us if she’s interested in $50+ million in revenue, which is what Gen Con currently brings to Indianapolis.

I think you’ll find that Minneapolis would make a great home for Gen Con North.

Thanks much for your consideration.

Filed Under: Cool Events, Local (Minneapolis), Million Dollar Idea, Open Letter, Predictions

Tripping the Dark Fantastic – Arcana 2015

October 26, 2015 By Conrad Zero

Arcana 20152015 marks the 45th Arcana, Convention of the Dark Fantastic. This three-day convention was held at the Best Western hotel at Bandana Square in St. Paul, MN.

The con is intended for fans and creators of dark fiction, dark fantasy, dark sci-fi…

…let’s be honest, “Dark Fantastic” sums it up quite well.

Guests of Honor this year were Catherine Lundoff and Benjamin Percy.  [Read more…]

Filed Under: #Featured, Cool Events, Dark, Gothic, Horror, Local (Minneapolis), Ubercool

Reflections on 4th Street Fantasy Convention 2015

July 6, 2015 By Conrad Zero

Fourth Street Fantasy Convention 2015

Photo by Sean Berry

I’ve attended the 4th Street Fantasy Convention several times over the last five years, and I have to say, this year was the best year yet.

Topping the list of what makes 4th Street awesome is Janet Grouchy, (who actually only gets grouchy if you don’t pick up after yourself.) With several hundred people attending 4th Street, I don’t know how she manages to make me feel special every time I go, but she does. 4th Street is lucky to have such an awesome dose of Southern Hospitality in human form.

But there are many other things which make the 4th Street Fantasy Convention a must-go for writers of all types. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Cool Events, How to Write More Betterly, Local (Minneapolis), Uncategorized, Writing

Reflections on AWP 2015

April 14, 2015 By Conrad Zero

The ‘Largest Literary Conference in North America’ comes to Minneapolis

AWP Conference 2015The Association of Writers and Writing Programs (or AWP) holds a conference each year in a different city. Minneapolis, MN was lucky enough to be chosen this year to host the ‘largest literary conference in North America.’ Approximately 13,000 people attended.

What’s the AWP you ask? Good question. From their website: [Read more…]

Filed Under: Cool Events, How to Write More Betterly, Local (Minneapolis), Publishing

2013 Minnesota Speculative Fiction Writers’ Showcase

November 7, 2013 By Conrad Zero

2013_MNSpec_Writers_ShowcaseDo You Like Fiction?

Then you’ll want to mark this event on your calendar:

On Sunday, November 17th, members of the Minnesota Speculative Fiction Writers’ Group (aka: MNSpec) will be reading stories at Acadia Cafe in Minneapolis.

Come and enjoy Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, Steampunk, Paranormal Romance, and much more. All Fiction. All Speculative.

The fun starts at 12PM, and each writer will have approximately ten minutes to read from their current material.

Fiction Fans, this is your opportunity to experience a large number of local writers in a short period of time. Find a new local author to add to your “must read” list!

Here’s just some of the talented folks who will be entertaining us with tales of the un-real:

  • Joel Arnold
  • Kelly Barnhill
  • Rob Callahan
  • Eli Effinger-Weintraub
  • Terry Faust
  • Catherine Lundoff
  • Michael Merriam
  • Margaret Taylor
  • …and more!

All hosted by yours darkly.

How, you may ask, did I ever get such talented folks to volunteer to read their works?  Let’s just say I know people who know people who run S&M clubs, and leave it at that.

Why, you may ask, did I ever agree to host an event like this? Let’s just say I paid a lot for my cool steampunk hat and goggles, and if there’s an event where I can wear them… then I’m wearing them.

Hope to see you there! And if you want to help share this event with others, feel free to download the jpg graphic above, or here is a link to the pdf version of the event flyer:

2013_MNSpec_Showcase Flyer

Filed Under: #Featured, Author, Cool Events, Free, Local (Minneapolis), MNSpec - Speculative Fiction Author's Group, Ubercool

Mystery Writers Police Academy – 7 Sept 2013

July 15, 2013 By Conrad Zero

Four crime scene specialists give authors valuable insider info in this one-day workshop.

What do these four people have in common?

  • A Bloomington MN Police officer
  • A Retired FBI agent
  • A Licensed Private Investigator
  • A BCA Forensic Scientist

They will all be presenting at this year’s Mystery Writers Police Academy on 7 Sept 2013. Topics will include crime scene investigation, first responders, fingerprinting techniques, and… well, more things than Dan Brown could fit in a novel.

This sounds like a great opportunity to feed your inner writer all kinds of great ideas to make your thriller novel more realistic.

The 9AM to 4PM workshop includes coffee, lunch and snacks for $89.

Download Details Here  (pdf)

Click here for website with more info, directions and registration info –  http://artescapesmn.com/mystery_writers_police_academy

Filed Under: Cool Events, How to Write More Betterly, Local (Minneapolis), Writing

Neil Gaiman Live!

July 8, 2013 By Conrad Zero

Neil Gaiman 2013 Book Signing In MinnesotaNeil Gaiman has been a writing inspiration to me for years. But he isn’t just a good writer. He’s smart. He’s humble. He’s well-spoken.  He is grateful and respectful to his audience.

And he wears black.

He’s become more than just a writing inspiration for me. He’s someone to look up to in many different ways.  I gave Neil Gaiman the Ubercool Seal Of Approval back in 2007, so you can imagine my excitement when…

I met Neil Gaiman for the first time today. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Author, Cool Artists, Cool Events, Local (Minneapolis)

Voltage 2013

June 9, 2013 By Conrad Zero

Voltage Fashion show 2013After a hiatus, Voltage: Fashion Amplified returned to First Avenue, Minneapolis. The combo of up-and-coming local bands crossed with up-and-coming local fashion designers was the brainchild of Minneapolis fashion maven, Anna Lee. While Anna is no longer involved with this project, the fashion committee she gave birth to, MNFashion.org, hopes to carry on the 8th installment in the tradition of runway fashion show crossed with a rock concert. [Read more…]

Filed Under: #Featured, Concerts, Cool Artists, Cool Events, Culture, Local (Minneapolis), Music

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Hard Science-Fiction meets True Darkness in my new short story, "Homeward Through Darkness" now available in the By Polaris Bright anthology!

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Stories of Dark Fiction and Horror by Conrad Zero:

  • Homeward Through Darkness
  • Big Game
  • My Boss Is Evil
  • Forevermore
  • A Violent Passion

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