Mulder and Scully were right! The truth was
The world was, in fact, created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster also known as FSM. Too much to laugh about here, you have to check out The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the website for more astounding revelations like this:
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
The author requests, nay Demands that the FSM theory be taught in schools alongside the the other popular creation theories.
Here is a link to the game (Warning: Popups)