Why are people so down on Spam? I mean, take this gem that I received in my inbox this morning:
Would you like to have a killer meat stick? If you do, Penis Enlarge Patch should be for you.
Now this is funnier than a lot of the ‘funny’ e-mails that friends and fans forward to me. I’m thinking Jagged Spiral should change its name to “Killer Meat Stick”. It has some punch to it – memorable, with a certain air of urgency and a keen marketing sensibility.
Surprisingly, the website is really real – a company called “Advanced Laboratories Inc” (Wow, that sounds pro) has a patch for sale that makes your meat stick a Killer. The website is a strange mashup of a Claritin commercial, soft porn, and a medical horror novel. Kind of reminded me of this, possibly the best movie trailer of all time: