Its already in my will: when I die, my Final Voyage will be a Viking Longboat set aflame and pushed out onto Lake Superior.
Getting my ashes shot into space via Celestis is my second choice.
But getting my ashes made into pencil lead is a reasonable third choice, especially fitting for a writer. Except I don’t use pencils myself if I can help it. Pens only and black ink preferably. Maybe I could be reduced to a fine, black ink and used to tattoo Megan Fox’s chest?
Thanks to Neil Gaiman for the link.