Its already in my will: when I die, my Final Voyage will be a Viking Longboat set aflame and pushed out onto Lake Superior.
Getting my ashes shot into space via Celestis
But getting my ashes made into pencil lead is a reasonable third choice, especially fitting for a writer. Except I don’t use pencils myself if I can help it. Pens only and black ink preferably. Maybe I could be reduced to a fine, black ink and used to tattoo Megan Fox’s chest?
Thanks to Neil Gaiman for the link.